Why is the first page of every website so difficult to write? I'm sitting here trying to think of something witty to say but it's late and I'm tired so my creativity is tapped. Saying something obvious like "Welcome to my website" is just plain ridiculous anymore. So is a list of what you'll find here. If you knew enough how to get here, I'm sure you're smart enough to notice the navigation links over there to the right to help you get around this site. =P

Please Note: If you're looking for the Online Billy Pilgrim Discography, it can now be found HERE.